SCOTT CIRAKOVIC

'Oiy! I'm bleedin ungry in ere. Don't just shut da bleedin door on me.' 'Hitting the bars will avail you little.' 'Bleedin town guard need ta learn some manners, lockin a hard workin man up without supper. An these blankets aren't gunna keep us warm. Sodden near winter it is.'

And here we are again. Back together to share another tale of adventure and excitement.

I'm surprised you came back for another round of true stories.

I'm not the hero of this story. The real hero is Goron Bloodblade. Yes, that Bloodblade.